It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
(January 13, 1965 - )
Bill Bailey (January 13, 1965 - )
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We're going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined and properly spanked.
Charles Eddie Wiseman
His volume of pitches is about where it needs to be. We'll see how he feels after the session (today).
Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.