It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
(January 13, 1965 - )
Bill Bailey (January 13, 1965 - )
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More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
(February 21, 1961 - )
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'
(April 18, 1963 - )
Good things come to those who wait