What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
~ Phyllis Diller (July 17, 1917 - )
There's so many new drinks that are fruity, sweet, kind of taste like soda. It's an easy way to introduce someone to alcohol. ... In the old days, when people wanted to do research on alcohol using rats, to get them to initiate drinking you had to introduce sugar to make them drink. We used to do it with rats. Now we do it with people.