Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
(August 17, 1892 - November 22, 1980)
Look your best--who said love is blind?
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half
William Hesketh Lever
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol
(February 04, 1906 - April 09, 1945)
The only thing constant in life is change
François de la Rochefoucauld