Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
(January 06, 1878 - July 22, 1967)
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Falsehood is cowardice, the truth courage.
(April 30, 1771 - June 06, 1852)
The player refused to take the field, which we believe is a violation of his contract.
I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like (overdone).