Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
(January 06, 1878 - July 22, 1967)
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
(September 21, 1972 - )
The sins ye do by two and two, ye must pay for, one by one
(December 30, 1865 - January 18, 1936)
It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
James Matthew Barrie