Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
Currently we're working on a damage assessment before they knock the building down, and we're preparing a draft budget for replacement of the building.
What words say does not last. The words last. Because words are always the same, and what they say is never the same.
(November 13, 1886 - November 09, 1968)
The only thing constant in life is change
François de la Rochefoucauld