Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
The nation that has the schools has the future
Otto von Bismarck
(April 01, 1815 - July 30, 1898)
This is a crime scene and you are doing an autopsy on that submarine.
(June 09, 1956 - )
Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.