Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
(April 07, 1897 - February 20, 1972)
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Editors exist [because] most people don't have time to rummage through vast piles of hay for the specific needles they're looking for; we want professional needle-finders.
(March 21, 1969 - )
You get like a crazy person. I worked on the butterfly garden at Lenoir Nature Center and I'm not about to let this vine ruin my butterfly garden.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.