Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
(April 07, 1897 - February 20, 1972)
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You can do anything you think you can. This knowledge is literally the gift of the gods, for through it you can solve every human problem. It should make of you an incurable optimist. It is the open door.
(April 19, 1885 - )
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
(October 14, 1910 - )
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.