Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
(April 07, 1897 - February 20, 1972)
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
The only legitimate artists in England are the architects.
(January 26, 1786 - June 22, 1846)
It's been more than six months. It's time to get serious about this. This is the law now and it is time to comply.
(October 19, 1937 - )
I said to myself, 'Man, I'm so tired of hearing songs about peoples' ex-girlfriends. It's really nauseating. And the whole me, me, me aspect of it was just like (overdone).