When a man gets up to speak, people listen then look. When a woman gets up, people kook; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
~ Pauline Frederick (February 13, 1906 - May 09, 1990)
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned
~ Samuel Johnson (September 18, 1709 - December 13, 1784)