Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway
(May 26, 1907 - June 11, 1979)
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
(December 12, 1915 - May 14, 1998)
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Go ahead, make my day
(May 31, 1930 - )
A tool is but the extension of a man's hand, and a machine is but a complex tool. And he that invents a machine augments the power of a man and the well-being of mankind.
Henry Ward Beecher
(June 24, 1813 - March 08, 1887)
And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.