Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
If she ran for president, she'd win.
(January 21, 1957 - )
I knew I was going to have to be a lot more aggressive. If not getting myself shots, but getting my teammates open shots. I knew I had to step up big.
(August 08, 1979 - )
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke