Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
We're working harder on defense. We're really focusing on the game. We keep our heads up.
This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.