It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
(January 13, 1965 - )
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
(January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992)
It's the way that aluminum oxidizes, just like iron rusts. All you're trying to do is slow it down.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
This act is in stark contrast to the governor's record of support for the LGBT community, which includes signing five pieces of pro-gay, pro-family bills in his short time in office.
It's the business center of town.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.