Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J. D. Salinger
(January 01, 1919 - )
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it.
We're detecting more frequently because we're looking for it.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.