I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
(December 01, 1945 - )
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
(September 21, 1934 - )
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
(May 09, 1949 - )
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
(October 10, 1954 - )
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it is hurtful
(January 17, 1706 - April 17, 1790)
Mark Twain said `20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off your bowline. Sail away from the safe harbor.'
Loving all of it even while he had to hate some of it because he knows now that you don't love because: you love despite; not for the virtues, but despite the faults.