I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
(December 01, 1945 - )
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
(September 21, 1934 - )
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
(May 09, 1949 - )
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
(October 10, 1954 - )
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
Then awake! the heavens look bright, my dear; / 'Tis never too late for delight, my dear;/ And the best of all ways / To lengthen our days / Is to steal a few hours from the night, my dear!
(February 07, 1477 - July 06, 1535)
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Henry Louis Mencken
(September 12, 1880 - January 29, 1956)
It is not in doing what you like, but in liking what you do that is the secret of happiness
James Matthew Barrie