I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
(December 01, 1945 - )
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
(September 21, 1934 - )
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
(May 09, 1949 - )
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
(October 10, 1954 - )
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine
(August 05, 1930 - )
It's the job that's never started takes longest to finish.
(January 03, 1892 - September 02, 1973)
Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?