I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
(December 01, 1945 - )
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
(September 21, 1934 - )
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
(May 09, 1949 - )
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
(October 10, 1954 - )
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
He's a millionaire yet every few seconds had to go 'f***'. What is he trying to prove? Is he trying to show he's bigger and better than everyone else?
(November 24, 1942 - )
The governor made it clear to Mr. Miller during that meeting that she and we will go anywhere, at any time, do anything to keep Delphi jobs in Michigan.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.