I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
(December 01, 1945 - )
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
(September 21, 1934 - )
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
(May 09, 1949 - )
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
(October 10, 1954 - )
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
We were quite happy with the Superior Court.
We weep over the graves of infants and the little ones taken from us by death; but an early grave may be the shortest way to heaven.
Writing eases my suffering... writing is my way of reaffirming my own existence.