It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
(January 13, 1965 - )
It's the way that aluminum oxidizes, just like iron rusts. All you're trying to do is slow it down.
One day, when everyone stops watching, F1 will wither and die. Not that this matters to the rich old men who run it today because they'll all be dead by then.
(April 11, 1960 - )
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.
(September 24, 1961 - )
Thank you, officer. We love the police.
(February 17, 1981 - )
A video camera to a cop is like a cross to a vampire.
Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love