Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
She looks like something that would eat its young
Critics have their purposes, and they're supposed to do what they do, but sometimes they get a little carried away with what they think someone should have done, rather than concerning themselves with what they did.
(April 29, 1899 - May 24, 1974)
The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, "I shall today be uppermost
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.