Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.
(July 10, 1915 - April 04, 2005)
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Trust not yourself, but your defects to know. Make use of every friend and every foe.
(May 21, 1688 - May 30, 1744)
It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
James Matthew Barrie