Atheism is a non-prophet organization
(May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)
Religion is just mind control
We've got to learn hard things in our lifetime, but it's love that gives you the strength. It's being nice to people and having a lot of fun and laughing harder than anything, hopefully every single day of your life.
(February 22, 1975 - )
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the one who's giving it
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)
There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.