Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
She looks like something that would eat its young
You can do anything with children if only you play with them
If there is dissatisfaction with the status quo, good. If there is ferment, so much the better. If there is restlessness, I am pleased. Then let there be ideas, and hard thought, and hard work. If man feels small, let man make himself bigger.
Hubert H. Humphrey
(May 27, 1911 - January 13, 1978)
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.