Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
She looks like something that would eat its young
Some were battling injuries and sickness; it would have been nice to have seen what they could have done.
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
(April 11, 1908 - February 19, 1997)
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it