Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common
(August 22, 1893 - June 07, 1967)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
(August 17, 1892 - November 22, 1980)
Look your best--who said love is blind?
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
She fries in her own grease
Art is the elimination of the unnecessary
(October 25, 1881 - April 08, 1973)
The only thing constant in life is change
François de la Rochefoucauld