Bill Bailey (January 13, 1965 - )
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My good friends, the lawyers have seen the jackpot and they are moving in quickly.
Make your profits, but don't sit up there and make the poor man suffer more than what they already are.
While those people sit in jail waiting for court, we are paying for that. The faster we get them into court, the less money we spend on them.
We wouldn't need a new facility. We would just have to find an existing one that could contain it.
We need to have stronger zoning codes and building codes, and we need to enforce them.
You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
W. C. Fields
(January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946)
It's novel enough that some problems haven't manifested themselves yet. Inevitably, it creates problems. It does create tensions in the workplace.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.