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People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead?
When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
~ Billy Connelly
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Mozart's music is like an X-ray of your soul - it shows what is there, and what isn't. Yet he isn't taken very seriously by the younger generation.
~ Isaac Stern (July 21, 1920 - September 22, 2001)