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People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead?
When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
~ Billy Connelly
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched ... but are felt in the heart.
~ Helen Keller (June 27, 1880 - June 01, 1968)