If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around
Always drink upstream from the herd
Don't squat with your spurs on
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
Last year we raised over $12,000. I hope to hit that this year.
With the truth you can be quite causal, with lying you must be very exact.
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.