The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
The tyrant is only the slave turned inside out
Put a rope around your neck and many will be happy to drag you along
Do not rejoice over what has not yet happened
Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk
Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine to the soul.
(March 07, 1849 - April 11, 1926)
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
Irvin S. Cobb
(June 23, 1876 - March 11, 1944)
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.