Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat-which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
When a new book is published, read an old one.
(July 30, 1763 - December 18, 1855)
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.