Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat-which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
I was expecting a difficult match so I was very concentrated.
A blind man can see his mouth
Writing eases my suffering... writing is my way of reaffirming my own existence.