Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat-which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
I have done nothing wrong,
I refuse to cry, ... This is supposed to be a spoof of a makeover show.
Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?