~ Henry Louis Mencken
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Henry Louis Mencken (September 12, 1880 - January 29, 1956)American Critic, Journalist
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Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds
~ Susan Sontag (January 16, 1933 - December 28, 2004)
"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
~ Jim Gaffigan (July 07, 1966 - )