Homer Simpson (May 10, 1955 - )
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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English
Operator! Give me the number for 911
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Competing in sports has taught me that if I'm not willing to give 120 percent, somebody else will.
(August 23, 1948 - )
It was 1-1 going into the third. We were doing great. Then they got two quick ones and we could not recover. But we will turn this thing around.
(September 20, 1982 - )
Children who receive the child support they're due have many better outcomes in life. They tend to do better in school, don't get involved in juvenile crime and have higher educational achievements.