Josh Billings (April 12, 1818 - October 14, 1885)
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Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Everyone seemed enthusiastic about the idea. What we want to do now is get volunteers to help spread the word so we can get more people interested and involved.
We don't know who's making the calls yet. But I think I'd like to give it another go.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.