Phyllis Diller (July 17, 1917 - )
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Now you find out how big everyone's heart really is.
(February 05, 1973 - )
It was a pretty big deal (to set the wins record). We've had a lot of rough areas. This wasn't the year we thought it would be. We've really started working as a team. We're clicking on the field. That's been a positive for us.
The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it