Phyllis Diller (July 17, 1917 - )
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
The core is up 0.3 percent over the last year, and so there really is no inflation. In the first year of recoveries, consumer price inflation tends to fall as it did in the past 40 years. We believe inflation should not be an issue for the foreseeable future.
They did what they wanted to do. I can't explain it. There is no excuse.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw