The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
(January 17, 1706 - April 17, 1790)
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
(November 09, 1928 - October 04, 1974)
You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
If we just had a chance to talk to them in the first place, they'd see every bit of tax they are owed is being paid.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.