The devil is and always has been a gentleman.
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't.
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde
(October 16, 1854 - November 30, 1900)
Force shites upon Reason's Back.
(January 17, 1706 - April 17, 1790)
As early as now there are already efforts to trim that down. We can address that 2008 requirement safely.
Who loves me will love my dog