One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. ~ Proverb
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ~ Calvin & Hobbes
If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes... ~ Chuck Palahniuk (February 21, 1961 - )
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth. ~ Shel Silverstein (September 25, 1930 - May 10, 1999)
There are very few horses that can go with this horse for the first half-mile. He runs the second quarter as fast, if not faster, than the first quarter and he can finish from there. He's an exceptional animal, and it is really going to take an exceptional animal to beat him. ~ Russell Baze
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living. ~ Omar Bradley (February 12, 1893 - April 08, 1981)