Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!
(May 04, 1972 - )
No man can eat fifty eggs.
Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?
I write everything on a xylophone!
Billie Joe Armstrong
(February 17, 1972 - )
"There's a time in your life where everyone's got to tell someone to f**k off. So you might as well show someone how to do it."
Let not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what you have already.
(April 26, 0121 - March 17, 0180)
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
(April 22, 1937 - )
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Hunter S. Thompson