A hobby is only fun if you do not have time to do it
Sometimes men find it awkward to discuss their sexual habits. Then I wait till their faces are covered with shaving foam, or I've started cutting their hair, before broaching the topic. They can't run away then.
Thou has done a deed whereat valour will weep.
(April 26, 1564 - April 23, 1616)
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.