Home is not where you live, but where they understand you
I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.
(April 04, 1928 - )
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
(March 26, 1874 - January 29, 1963)
Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.
Franklin P. Jones
Home is where you can say anything you please, because nobody pays any attention to you anyway
To retire is to die.
(December 29, 1876 - October 22, 1973)
I know how much those two guys mean to us but we had some guys that simply didn't compete.
(November 30, 1969 - )
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.