Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
Remember that the whole thing is just a play and the Lord has assigned to you a part; act well your part; there all your duty ends. He has designed the play and He enjoys it.
Marriage is a journey that leads you to deserts, tropical islands, and Alaskan cruises. The victory in the journey is making sure you and your spouse are dressed appropriately for your current destination.
Unitha L. Muhammad
(February 12, 1970 - )
If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal.