Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
From the coaches to the players, we're excited about playing Richards. It gives us the opportunity to gain respect.
I was aggressive with my pitches, but I think I was trying to be too fine. I was leaving pitches out over the plate and that's what happens when you pitch behind in the count. It happened, it's over with. I just have to try to do better the next time.
(May 20, 1970 - )
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced