Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
No fear of failureIsA guarantee for success
(December 25, 1938 - )
There is enough business going around.
Don't argue for other people's weaknesses. Don't argue for your own. When you make a mistake, admit it, correct it, and learn from it / immediately.
Stephen R. Covey