Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
If Christians want us to believe in a Redeemer, let them act redeemed
(November 21, 1694 - May 30, 1778)
Is the club in a better position? Yes it is. Will it be competitive this season? Yes I believe it will.
Writing eases my suffering... writing is my way of reaffirming my own existence.