Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
There is great beauty in going through life without anxiety or fear. Half our fears are baseless, and the other half discreditable.
Christian Nevell Bovee
A free society cherishes nonconformity. It knows that from the non-conformist, from the eccentric, have come many of the great ideas of freedom. Free society must fertilize the soil in which non-conformity and dissent and individualism can grow.
Henry Steele Commager
(October 25, 1902 - )
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there