Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
(October 08, 1964 - )
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
I'm still a little overwhelmed. I wasn't expecting this to have this kind of role this year, maybe down the road. I don't want to lose this spot. I like it. I want to keep it. I want us to keep winning, which is all that matters.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
George Jean Nathan
(February 14, 1882 - April 08, 1958)
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.