Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news
(November 24, 1983 - )
It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.
Senator John Kerry
(December 11, 1943 - )
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
(May 13, 1964 - )
The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.
I don't watch the news. I've turned it off and I feel so much better for it, which is why I have that youthful glow about me.
(March 19, 1955 - )
With the injury situation as it is, we will continue to have hard games.
The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.
C. Northcote Parkinson
(July 30, 1909 - March 09, 1993)
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.