The devil is and always has been a gentleman.
How can you pull down strongholds of Satan if you don't even have the strength to turn off your TV?
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
(November 21, 1694 - May 30, 1778)
You should not take a fellow eight years old / And make him swear to never kiss the girls.
(May 07, 1812 - December 12, 1889)
A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
(October 15, 1844 - August 25, 1900)
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.