Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Even the upper end of the riverbelieves in the ocean.
We are going quite far north so we may see some ice.
Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English