The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
He had a heck of a night last night. He was running around pretty good. This turf can beat you up, as we know. It's better than the old turf, but it's still tough on your legs.
That's why you'd better keep your eye on yourself. That's the only thing you can control.
It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
James Matthew Barrie