I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Well done is better than well said.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Ere time and place were, time and place were not;Where primitive nothing something straight begot;Then all proceeded from the great united what.
John Wilmot (2nd Earl of Rochester)
(April 01, 1647 - July 26, 1680)
As they drive around, they see you on the road, they think you're gay, and they kill you.
Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English