If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
Florida fans think Tennessee fans are all uneducated hillbillies who dine on road kill and marry their sisters. Tennessee fans think Florida fans are awfully arrogant for trailer trash.
Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, and the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains
Robert Green Ingersoll
(August 11, 1833 - July 21, 1899)
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.