Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
M. G. Siriam
The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years for the Internet to reach that many users.
Most of these villagers are very old and it is distressing to hear of force being used against them.
We had the situations we needed to win in the seventh and eight innings. We just didn't come up with the key hit.
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.