What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul
A rich man who is stingy is the worst pauper
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains
If you have nothing to lose, you can try everything
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
(April 22, 1873 - November 21, 1945)
I'm damned glad to be here...
General George S. Patton
(November 11, 1885 - December 21, 1945)
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
Henry Louis Mencken